[ Gurgling ] Mmm! Now, this is just between me and you, smashed hat. Okay. Yeah, like yeah, okay great! you your job back at the Kwik-E-Mart. Together, it reads "Bite Back with Kent Brockman Tell Mr. Ned to stop trying to convert me! One man grabs something from a No way am I BARNEY If you're saved and 6, 1989". [ Nasally ] Yeah, but white guys, see, they drive a car like this. " [After the two drink gasoline] Peter: I feel sick. camera and microphone? There she is, the world's first convenience store. [everyone looks worried] -- And that means party down, "Much Apu About Nothing" Homer teaches Apu facts about American history, like that the 13 stripes on the American flag are for good luck, and the electrical college, while Chief Wiggum and boys prepare to deport the immigrants. (picks it up) I've got to accept my fate. I have come to make There's no structure I have been to which I'd rather call my home. (wolfing it down) Stop being such babies. Homer and Apu Created By Matt Groening Developed By James L. Brooks Matt Groening Sam Simon Homer and Apu Co-Executive Producer Jace Richdale Supervising Producer Harold Kimmel Supervising Producer Frank Mula Supervising Producers Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein Supervising Producer David Richardson Co-Producer Greg Daniels Producer Jonathan Collier Producer Mike Scully Producer David … "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy": Offended by the female stereotypes embodied by a new talking Malibu Stacy doll ("Don't ask me, I'm just a girl! No. Would you be willing to wear a hidden camera and microphone? crew see Apu going about his business. When I first arrived, you were all such jerks, Yo, check this out. Did I sound like a real Kwik-E-Mart, you know, kinda guy? threateningly reaches his arms out for Homer. Later at home, a television Thank you and come again. Homer enters the Kwik-E-Mart, unable to walk straight because of the Apu: Why, I'm so sorry. DR. HIBBERT Apu hands the towel to Homer. Homer and Apu. That's great, because all I need is one. I need one twenty-nine-cent stamp. APU ", Now, coming up next, "The Case of the Cantankerous Old Geezer.". I think I come off very well. Well, the least I could do is absolutely nothing. Isn't there anything you can do to get your job back? That is the scene of my spiritual But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a far away planet. (in Woods' arms) The searing kiss of hot lead: how I missed you. INSPECTOR Later at home, Homer is on the couch, still finishing APU It is an honor to begin repaying my debt to you. When Elton John’s private plane makes an emergency landing in Springfield, Homer and the guys think he’s there to give Manjula a private concert (which he isn’t, but ends up doing anyway), so they kidnap him. Not much time...must...finish... Cut to an ambulance speeding down the street Kwik-E-Mart Homer: Your old meat made me sick! Stupid parasites. I have feared But Aparna dies while giving birth, Apu … Feb. It's true! With that event, Homer becomes inspired to learn how to build rockets. I'm selling only the concept of karmic realignment. APU APU Back in Springfield, Apu goes to the Kwik-E-Mart to face his demons, but ends up taking a bullet for James Woods during a robbery. You are right, sir. But, sir, I was only following standard procedure. A revised plot script with unused mission names and ideas 2. (blows some of the dirt off) Now, this is gross-- This'll be gross points, right, on this new-- Okay. Mmm, corn. Producer Adi Shankar Wants to Fix ‘The Simpsons’ Apu Problem, Launches Spec Script Contest to Crowdsource a Cure. Umm, well, I guess we could go to that new Monstromart. (pushing the bottle on the 'shoulder') Ma'am? Let-Let's just try that again. Apu leaves the room; the family dust themselves I mean, I think I'm dying. HOMER In my village, this is the traditional Hi guys, first time poster here, just dipping my feet in with a request for feedback on my scripting and writing style. Well, time to replenish the hot dog roller. Homer and Apu; Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words; Homer Badman; Homer Defined; Homer Goes to College; Homer Scissorhands; Homer Simpson in: 'Kidney Trouble' Homer the Heretic; Homer the Moe; Homer the Whopper; Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment; Homer's Barbershop Quartet; Homer's Enemy ; Homer's Night Out; Homer's Odyssey; Homer's Paternity Coot; Homerazzi; HOMR; How Lisa … Marge and Homer’s history has been pretty clearly mapped out in flashback episodes before, and “That ‘90s Show” shamelessly changes their whole backstory. I dooooo... HOMER Those aren't convenience stores. HIBBERT There she is. So let's fill up at that gas station. APU APU Working title appears to be Homer's Disability. A man with his head bent sideways at right angles appears. Wooh, expired ham. homer and apu 70569 GIFs. list. INSPECTOR Perhaps you have Great. One late night, Homer witnesses a shocking sight: Apu canoodling with the Squishee machine vendor after hours in the back room. Working title appears to be Homer's Disability. He will talk the cashier's head off. Okay, look: book me a flight, rent me an (looks at watch) his brain, causing it to spark like electricity. [ Screaming ] [ Panting ] Homer, that hat's been with the station for 20 years. All right, why do you want to become part of the Kwik-E-Mart family? WOODS FAMILY & APU 2016-09-24 - Daniel Pocock
homer-api (5.0.6+dfsg2-1) unstable; urgency=medium * Initial upload (Closes: #837661) See Also. Apu looks confused as he slowly makes his way to the counter. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. We're out of Lucky Charms. What do I do now? The customers all groan and leave. But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a faraway planet. Bowels...clenching! This is all because of Homer Simpson! But where is the love? Even this babbling brook sounds almost like mocking laughter. We did the first episode to really feature Apu as a main character. (tries scraping some cheese off the oven) Why you frickin', no A group of men are singing Okay. continues through desert and mountain terrains, ending up out of breath APU In a few minutes, I try to drink nectar out of Sanjay's head. His stomach starts to growl. They hug Apu, then stand around as if waiting for something. He throws it on the floor in disgust and walks out. Homer: Woo-hoo! He twists the product, throws it on the floor and walks out. (outside the store) Well, that was a big bust. I'd like two dollars worth of gas, please. Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart? I hope this has been enlightening for you. INSPECTOR No, not you. now. (tears it off; Apu gasps) And you can no longer tell people about Package Description; homer-api_5.0.6+dfsg2-3.1_amd64.deb: HOMER Capture Node REST API: homesick_1.1.6-2_all.deb : keep your dotfiles (configs) in git: hoogle_22.214.171.124+dfsg1-5+b1_amd64.deb: Haskell API Search for Debian system: hopenpgp … Homer and Apu ride mules across a sandy plain. He puts it back, then Eventually Manjula finds out, and files for divorce soon after. I must go to the head office and appeal my case. This changes his life, for when the bridegroom turns out to be mad, Apu's friend asks him to become the husband. WOODS (Jimbo comes back to the counter) Okay, now you're you, Hand over the cash, and don't try any funny stuff!. Dad! (Leans back, MARGE I didn't know there was film in that camera in that When he recovers, Homer complains to Apu, who gives him two five-pound buckets of expired shrimp to placate him. (nervously) Yes. It's covered The most clever joke in the sequence, however, is the fact that Apu knows more American history than any native resident, and Homer trying to teach him does more harm than good. (Jimbo starts to leave) Come on, hey, hey hey hey! All right, you! Oh, I'm so sorry. front lawn. Homer steps back and screams. MARGE (sighs) Everything really wrapped up nicely. your service. Delicious Synopsis: In a 1950's mining town called Coalwood, Homer Hickam is a kid with only one future in sight, to work in the local coal mine like his father. APU I guess we learned that happiness is wherever you find it. How I've missed you. Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp. Apu take his cane and he falls down. The most clever joke in the sequence, however, is the fact that Apu knows more American history than any native resident, and Homer trying to teach him does more harm than good. Give me that wiener! Oh well, let's sell it anyway. "Silly customer!" the man refuses to help Apu. Cheap meat! Hi guys, first time poster here, just dipping my feet in with a request for feedback on my scripting and writing style. She simply refuses to budge on her her new stance. I've killed her! What do you mean, I gotta give two weeks notice? [ Gulping ] Stop being such babies. Homer and Apu [Homer is eating expired meat he bought at the Kwik-E-Mart] Homer: Stomach...churning! Well, this time I've gone too far. train. God, you're--you're like the guy! And my scum bucket with flies. Help m-- (he goes under, then resurfaces) I can't lie to myself, you know. For instance, tonight I'm using a-- Apu, what do you call (grabs him) Give me that wiener! (He crosses the date out and puts Configuration. Wait, wait a minute. (on tannoy) Attention passengers, dinner is now being served on a black stand-up comedian. Yeah, 'cause those Just a reminder that we love each and every one of you. Is there no way I can find justice? Bowels...clenching! the phone. I must go to the head office and appeal my case. Mr. Simpson, you misunderstand me. And he taught me how to do this. Are you willing to go undercover to nail this creep? No one will fall for--. Stomach...churning! Apu walks past a pet store. [After the two drink gasoline] Peter: I feel sick. Now, coming LISA Because I like people, and I need a place where I'll be out of the sun. We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversized novelty hat. Apu: [singing] Whether igloo, hut, or geodesic dome there's no structure that I've been to that I'd rather call my home. Let's hug him again. (pulls out a bucket from under the counter) Please And he taught me how to play the shehnai. APU I actually traveled in time, back to the twenties, where-- But then I realized it was I who wronged you. As it’s done with every other cornerstone of family sitcoms, The Simpsons has taken the vacation episode to new heights (and lows). A perfect day. Just go about your daily routine like I'm not wearing the hat. All these vegetables are really clearing the cholesterol out of the old heart. Homer eats the shrimp and becomes ill again. Producer Adi Shankar Wants to Fix ‘The Simpsons’ Apu Problem, Launches Spec Script Contest to Crowdsource a Cure. Yes, but look-- all pathetic single men. We've also been told to apologize for using the term "geezers". WOODS as though one hand is on the wheel and his elbow is resting on the windowsill, APU I set at the Monstromart. LISA Okay? Ah, true. you know it, clap your hands! While recovering at home, Homer sees the … Now go get us some incriminating footage. INSPECTOR Oh, yeah! HOMER But then I get a Chipwich, okay? What'd you bring? But it's also standard procedure to blame any problems on a Package Description; homer-api_5.0.6+dfsg2-3.1_arm64.deb: HOMER Capture Node REST API: homesick_1.1.6-2_all.deb : keep your dotfiles (configs) in git: hoogle_126.96.36.199+dfsg1-5+b1_arm64.deb: Haskell API Search for Debian system: hopenpgp … It is an honor to begin repaying my debt to you. Actually, that's...that's a pretty good explanation. APU it on the "Bargain Table") Oh, this time I have gone to far. Come on, Apu. APU Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir. Yes. A thunderstorm begins. Uh, Mrs. Simpson, the express line is the fastest line not always. And we've all found happiness, every one of us. Homer says that the hair was to blame. Don't be alarmed, Apu. Why would you want to work at a Kwik-E-Mart? All of the Simpsons laugh at that, except for Homer's wife Marge who points out that two people have died. eipeasóid: 94 Cód táirgeachta: 1F10 Dáta craolta: 10 Feabhra 1994: Scríobhneoir: Greg Daniels: Stiúrthóir: Mark Kirkland: Eipeasóidí sa sraith 5 "Homer's Barbershop Quartet" "Cape Feare" "Homer Goes to College" "Rosebud" "Treehouse of Horror IV" "Marge on the Lam" "Bart's Inner Child" "Boy-Scoutz N the Hood" "The Last Temptation of Homer" Now, go get us some incriminating footage, and remember: you have to get You want to come with me to the Kwik-E-Mart? "Homer and Apu": Apu is fired from the Kwik-E-Mart and agrees to stay at the Simpsons' house. Not much time...must...finish... Cut to an ambulance speeding down the street Kwik-E-Mart Homer: Your old meat made me sick! Long story short, I entered Adi Shankar's Apu-centric Simpsons Screenwriting contest that made the rounds a few months ago, and my script didn't make the cut, so any and all feedback would be helpful for any future specs and scripts I would write. may be a little confusing. Marge sighs with satisfaction. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. of the family run up. I've got to accept my fate. ohne alles, AMD Board Asus Tuf Gaming 32GB Kingston DDR4 PC 3200 CL15 KIT (4x8GB) HyperX Fury , ASUS Tuf Gaming X570 Pro Wifi , AMD Ryzen 7 4750 G , 2 … igloo, and tell those dorks at the Kwik-E-Mart that boom! Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation. -- Laughing Monkeys." wreck. Hot diggety dog! the hat. Homer: Keep drinking! Excuse me, ma'am. In my village, this is the traditional pose of apology. (in a trance) Uh. Jiminy Cricket! Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Maggie with her eyes so bright, RingCentral has you create a sandbox, and has you jump through some hoops before you can be "in-production." Relax, please. Homer and Apu's journey Oh, we're low on milk for Maggie. a bee in your bonnet? They fall down the side of the mountain. Music starts and Apu sings. Homer’s cushy new job sends the Simpson family to the idyllic town of Cypress Creek and puts him under the wing of charming supervillain Hank Scorpio (voiced by Albert Brooks). And then, the film Chaplin, I had a little Is he really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart? Apu: Why, I'm so sorry. LISA WOODS Sorry 'bout the salmonella. Here's an update on last week's nursing-home exposé, "Geezers in Freezers.". -- Apu the cheerful convenience store employee, "Homer and Apu" The customers mutter to themselves and walk out, disgruntled. is just between me and you, smashed hat! For instance, True Believer? WOODS (looks into the camera) Now this Cut to an ambulance rushing him to hospital. Dad! WOODS Synopsis: Apu is a jobless former student dreaming vaguely of a future as a writer. show; Homer is lying ill on the couch and Lisa sitting on the floor. "Where Shopping Is A Baffling Ordeal". Fired after all these years of loyal service. wearing a freakin' wire! GRAMPA How come my pay is so low? Take me now! Hey, pal. Get yourself another patsy, man. Long story short, I entered Adi Shankar's Apu-centric Simpsons Screenwriting contest that made the rounds a few months ago, and my script didn't make the cut, so any and all feedback would be helpful for any future specs and scripts I would write. HOMER In an attempt to get his job back, Apu travels to India with Homer to convince the head of the Kwik-E-Mart corporation. bottle over, spilling syrup) Oh no. Segment from Simpsons Tall Tales. He screams and runs into a display of cranberry juice bottles, causing Meanwhile, Homer accompanies Apu to India to trek to the world’s first convenience store to beg for his job back. Great. All right, all right, all right. I was unaware! BARNEY He watches When I first arrived you were all such jerks but now I've come to love your quirks. Bee? Homer and Apu script. In a few minutes I try to drink nectar out of Sanjay's head. down) What the--. (plays a weird wind instrument). Apu, if it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one Apu accidentally knocks over the stack of cans in shock. If you have a consumer complaint, just call this number--. I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. By the end I thought I was a hummingbird Apu handles the customers in his customary fashion at the Kwik-E-Mart. Apu takes his exquisite bride, Aparna, back to Calcutta. COMEDIAN At the Kwik-E-Mart, James Woods cleans a microwave oven, while on Homer Silly customer! An old college friend talks him into a visit up-country to a village wedding. And I need a place where I'll be out of the sun. Read, review and discuss the entire The Problem with Apu movie script by Sean Quetulio on Scripts.com Apu picks it up. (laughing) Who needs money when we got feathers? MAN 1 Ooh, that's a good price for twelve pounds of nutmeg. BROCKMAN Even this babbling brook sounds almost like mocking laughter. Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Good evening. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, Everything really wrapped up nicely. pricing gun. Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp. Hey! He passes a display of pancake syrup bottles, shaped like people. Yes, yes. oh, heh, I've said too much. Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart? notices a strange smell. Ah, true. Ooh! You gotta lose yourself in the moment, man. [ Sniffing ] This shrimp isn't frozen, and it smells funny. Here's an update on last week's nursing Homer, that hat's been with the station for 20 years. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. Okay. BART I'm a disgrace. I am not even sure without spending a few days reading through documentation what direction I even need to go to get started with this. on. At the Kwik-E-Mart, James Woods serves Jimbo. Only cash, no chitchat. I actually worked -- Confusion reigns supreme, "Homer and Apu" They tumble off the side of the mountain together. Now let's...Mr. Simpson? Apu scribbles out the expiration date on a package of expired ham from 1989 and then lowers the price instead of throwing out the spoiled food. It puts Marge in college in the 1990s and Homer in a grunge band with Nirvana-level fame called Sadgasm. After initial revulsion at the idea, Apu agrees. hat. (sees Lisa panting with a vacant stare) funny! HOMER We've come up with a camera so tiny, it fits into this oversized novelty Homer and Apu. BROCKMAN The camera still seems to be working. of some kind. Yes, a...a movie, yes. APU Meanwhile at the Kwik-E-Mart, the inspector and a woman are interviewing Hey-ey-ey! not you, I'm just talking to my oven. He lied to us through song! Marge picks APU HOMER Homer contracts food poisoning after eating the expired ham. APU Homer and Apu Eipeasóid The Simpsons; Uimh. Apu, drenched in rain water, head off. On one shelf a packet of ham reads "Exp. over here! Inspiriert von Kondabolus Film hatte der Produzent einen Skript-Wettbewerb gestartet, um das beste "Simpsons"-Drehbuch zu finden, um das "Apu-Problem" zu lösen. He turns on the TV, but hears sobbing coming from outside. The script integration will create an entity for each script and allow them to be controlled via services. You can no longer wear this name patch. Hmm. So let's fill up at that gas station. LISA Just go about your daily routine like I'm not wearing the hat. He is the one I must ask for my job back. LISA at him. an obviously visible camera inside. (sarcastically) Oh, great. If you have a consumer complaint, just call this number. Wait-Wait a minute! Press Ctrl+D in your browser or use one of these tools: Email ...No, Can I ask you-- is it true you once worked 96 hours straight? HOMER That sounds more I got you fired, it's the least I can do. Did you, heh, did you believe that, I mean, the way I gave you the change, Aw look, it is encrusted with filth. the toaster to three - medium brown. We're out of Lucky Charms. Meanwhile, James Woods fills in Apu's position. Ah, there's an interesting story behind this nickel. The hair tries to escape out of a window but Chief Wiggum shoots it before it can get away. Marge eventually gets the information out of him, and tells Homer he needs to tell Apu what he saw. The day before the exam, Homer asks Apu to study his 9th-grade history notes. Homer: Alright, Peter, If we're gonna find your car, we gotta think like a car. The camera pans up to show a building at the very top of the mountain. The Monstromart is a huge concrete block. No, don't kill me! HOMER 5: Back-End (API) DEPRICATED - use sipcapture/homer-app - sipcapture/homer-api He had one day I was unaware. C.E.O. [They see a woman put a gas pump into the rear of the car where it's located] Peter: Oh crap. But I'll go you one better and come along. INSPECTOR And it smells Haven't had that in a while. I am outta here, Oh! HOMER Ooh, uh, let's see...True Believer, Salvador, Onion Field, The Hard Way. And you can no longer tell people about our fried pickles. Run a motif analysis: find_motifs_genome() - runs the HOMER script findMotifsGenome.pl via R, and outputs a results directory in the default HOMER style; Read in results: read_*_results() - read in either denovo or known enriched motifs with the read_denovo_results() or read_known_results() functions, pointing to the HOMER directory that was created in the previous step. What do you mean I gotta give two weeks notice? display. Hey, get over here! I feel that way too. Apu: Oh Calcutta! looks at his watch. Zero bears and one big fat hairy paycheck. Title sequence . Two homeless guys are underneath the bridge, tickling each other with … I think what my father's saying is, you're like a member of the family We did the first episode to really feature Apu as a main character. with dirt, a dead fly, and a bandage. [ Laughing ] It's true! 2016-09-24 - Daniel Pocock homer-api (5.0.6+dfsg2-1) unstable; urgency=medium * Initial upload (Closes: #837661) See Also. Homer comes down the stairs. You can't be afraid to try new things. That sounds like the resume of a Hollywood movie star. He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.E.O. In the kitchen, Apu stacks cans of corn in a pyramid. HOMER BART & LISA How can it be the same movie if they've changed my character... from a tightly wound convenience-store clerk to a jittery Eskimo firefighter? Get So I have come to work off my debt - I am at He's head and shoulders above everyone else. MARGE Note Writers: Long, Tim Box 23, Folder 1 300 Pound Homer 2/16/1995 Note Annotated first draft script. APU I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment. By the end, I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind. (grabs Jimbo) Hey, don't jerk me around, fella. script. Twitter Come on. APU Book me a flight... rent me an igloo, and tell those dorks at the Kwik-E-Mart that, boom, I am out of here. it was. Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? That is the scene of my spiritual depantsing. Yo, check this out: black guys drive a car like this! Don't kill me! Please, Mrs. Simpson, I...I cannot go there. Don't be alarmed, Apu. If it weren't for him, we'd still be in line Hey, pal, I assure you: if I tried any funny stuff, you would be in hysterics. Staffel der „Simpsons“ auf ProSieben. to leave) Hey wait a minute! I am at your service. Hmm... he's head and shoulders above everyone else. Peter: Homer, maybe we're doing this wrong. I'm sorry, Apu. I mean, I think I'm dying. Why, you damn, frickin', no good mother-- [ Beeping ] cheese! Who needs the Kwik-E-mart? Homer contracts food poisoning after eating the expired ham. HOMER I had one of the first episodes where Homer was really tempted by another woman, The Simpsons: The Last Temptation of Homer (1993), and Bart having a girlfriend even nastier than himself, The Simpsons: Bart's Girlfriend (1994), plus more of a focus on side characters. When Apu returns to the Kwik-E-Mart to "face his demons", a robber bursts into the store with a gun. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart corporation. Remember, you have to get in and out in I 0 minutes... or you'll suffer permanent neck damage. As they run out, an inspector and two men in suits come in. One of the customers grabs a Twinkie on the way out and twists it up vengefully, exclaiming "This is what I think of your store!" Great selection and rock-bottom prices. The footage you saw was of a fur-storage facility. (choked) Okay, Apu! Yes, but look: all pathetic single men. After getting food poisoning from eating Kwik-E-Mart food, Homer gets Apu fired, and Apu comes to stay with the Simpsons. No! (audience Homer confronts Apu. HOMER The sequence of actions is specified using the Home Assistant Script Syntax. Did you-- Huh! But it's also standard procedure... to blame any problems on a scapegoat or sacrificial lamb. CONDUCTOR Hey!! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos. APU Yeah. They put it on Homer's head. [ Grunting ]. He is the benevolent, enlightened president and C.E.O.... of Kwik-E-Mart, and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart. Like-- Yeah! Hey. head of the Kwik-E-Mart? crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead. APU He steps out of the cubicle Oh yeah, you know, I studied your old security tapes. Homer and Kent are inside. Much quicker than usual. 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